salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(Source: dunsted)

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

(Source: tomsdarling)

wontgiveupthe-fight:

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

omg

fierrrrrrce:

One time he punched my career in the face… it was amazing

fierrrrrrce:

One time he punched my career in the face… it was amazing

(Source: estheticexperience)

Three year-old me:oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now:oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

pinsir:

thegleefulhouseelf:

kaliforniaa-dreamerr:

theamazingrigby:

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever just look at your homework like this

image

I look at people like this

I look at everything like this

I look like this

I am this

(Source: kayy4short)

benny-ay-p:

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”

benny-ay-p:

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

(Source: caucasian-blues)

nbaoffseason:

crazy cool cover designs from NBA Italia.

(via reddit)